Banoffee Pie
McVitie's base, Carnation caramel, vanilla cream
The proper version: a thick McVitie's digestive base bound with Kerrygold and brown sugar, a full can of Carnation caramel, ripe bananas and softly whipped vanilla cream. No baking, no condensed-milk boiling, no drama. Set the tin you actually own and every quantity below rewrites itself.
Adjust
Your tin
Drag the base layer to set its thickness
Base quantities follow the crumb volume. The caramel and cream follow the tin's surface area, so they keep their depth however deep you make the base.
Biscuit base
Caramel layer
Bananas & vanilla cream
Method
Line the base of your tin with baking parchment. If it is a loose-bottomed or springform tin, leave the sides bare — the crust releases cleanly on its own.
Blitz the digestives to an even sandy crumb in a food processor. No processor: seal them in a bag and crush with a rolling pin, leaning on the pin rather than smashing, so you get sand instead of shrapnel.
Stir the brown sugar through the crumbs, then pour in the melted butter and mix until every crumb is glossy and the mixture clumps when you squeeze it in your fist.
Tip into the tin and press down firmly and evenly — the flat base of a glass or a measuring cup gives a far tighter, more level base than fingers. Press right into the edges.
Chill until firm. Do not skip this: a warm base slumps under the caramel.
30 minBeat the caramel briefly with a spoon to loosen it, then spread over the chilled base in an even layer, taking it right to the edge.
Scatter a light pinch of flaky salt over the caramel from a height, so it lands evenly rather than in clusters.
Return to the fridge to set the caramel before the bananas go on.
20 minSlice the bananas about 5 mm thick and turn them gently through the lemon juice.
Arrange the slices over the set caramel in a single overlapping layer, working from the outside in so the edge looks deliberate when it is cut.
Whip the cold cream with the vanilla paste and icing sugar to SOFT peaks — the whisk should leave a trail that slowly folds back on itself. Stop early; it firms up further as you spread it, and over-whipped cream turns grainy.
Spoon the cream over the bananas and work it into soft swoops with the back of the spoon. Leave the surface uneven — the shadows are what make it look good.
Shave the dark chocolate over the top with a vegetable peeler, then add the barest dusting of espresso powder through a fine sieve. Serve within a few hours.
Worth knowing
Brown the butter for the base. Melt it until it foams, smells of hazelnuts and the milk solids turn amber, then cool it slightly before mixing. It costs five minutes and completely changes the base.
Chill the bowl and the whisk before whipping the cream. Cold equipment gets you stable peaks with far less risk of over-whipping.
Assemble the bananas and cream on the day you serve. The base and caramel can be made up to two days ahead and kept covered in the fridge.
Dip your knife in hot water and wipe it between cuts for clean slices that show the layers.
For a loose-bottomed tin, stand it on an upturned bowl and let the ring drop away — pushing up from underneath cracks the crust.